Wheelchair kid is right, that Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire...– Puck, Glee (via allysonalfonso)
Well I have no problem with nudity. Let me tell you about my planned production...– Sandy Ryerson, Glee
What would you do for a...
Eloise: a bird just pooped on my head at the farmer's market :(
Waylon: someone threw a Klondike bar or something at my car, i thought it was bird poop at first.
Eloise: why would anyone waste a perfectly good klondike bar?!?! :-o
New Twilight New Moon Trailer. They pretty much told the whole story in the trailer. But I’m posting it anyway because I’m a geek like that.
A man who can’t bear to share his habits is a man who needs to quit them.– Roland Deschain, The Dark Tower VII
‘Oregon Trail’ 2009: Less Dysentery, More Rapping Robots The only thing that really bothered me about this video is these fucking kids don’t know how to pronounce OREGON!!!!
THE FUNNIEST ENTRY: Anne Fri 09/04/09 4:18 PM There is a Twilight-True...– True Blood Write Episode Winners
James is tired of fake ass people
Eloise: well i'm tired of people with fake asses!!!
It's just bad karma, ok?
Carrie feels like she got punched in the eye. Do we blame 5 hours of reading yesterday, Zach's rowdy sleeping or karma?
Carrie: Logic points to option #1, bitchy girlfriend points to option #2, jerky friend points to option #3.
Eloise: Its just cuz I miss you! :P
Carrie: And because you, unlike most people, are forgiven if you point out my faults. The missing is mutual!