fake gun fight!
Devon Banks: Pew! Jack Donaghey: What kind of gun was that? Devon Banks: Laser gun. It’s unstoppable. … Devon Banks: Pew! Jack Donaghey: Vvvvvv…laser shield.
and he chased them all out while riding on a crazy...
The other night I had a dream that there were too many people hanging out at my house and I wanted them to all leave. So I called up my buddy Tom Cruise and he chased them all out while riding on a crazy train. And then in my dream I posted about it on Facebook. Thanks Tom Cruise for being the craziest man for the job.
Set me free, why don’tcha babe Get out my life, why don’tcha babe...– Supremes
I can’t trust a man with curly hair. I can just picture birds laying sulfurous...– Sue Sylvester, Glee (via hmizzle)
(518): apparently people get pissed... →
(518): apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party